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Charlie Sheen's Top 15 Craziest Quotes

BySHEILA MARIKAR
March 02, 2011, 6:29 AM

March 2, 2011 — -- Warning: consumption of the drug "Charlie Sheen" may result in weight loss, rampant spewing of nonsensical quips, and the urge to say winning (a lot).

Over the past few days, in interview after interview (that could be another side effect -- an addiction to TV sit-downs), Charlie Sheen has dropped lines inconceivable to most human beings.

Often obtuse, hilarious and downright bizarre, he's morphed from the star of TV's No. 1 comedy to a foamy-mouthed crusader bent on destroying anything blocking his path to Awesomeville. (Namely, Chuck Lorre, the creator of "Two and a Half Men.")

His quotes are the stuff of late-night comedy writers' dreams. Below, 15 of the best from this week -- and stay tuned for more, the winningest man in Hollywood just joined Twitter:

PHOTOS: Charlie Sheen Through the Years

On why he won't get married again: "I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero." ("20/20.")

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