Kids say the darndest things, just ask Dwayne Johnson.
The "Jumanji" actor stumbled upon a big mess his 2-year-old daughter, Tiana, created on Sunday and recorded her adorable attempt to feign innocence.
Focusing on a bunch of dry spaghetti noodles dumped on the ground, Johnson pans the camera toward Tiana, who has noodles stuffed in her little hand. When asked what happened, the toddler repeatedly mumbles, "I don't know," before pinning the blame on an imaginary culprit -- the spaghetti fairy.
Johnson then asks the toddler, "Did you get a look at the spaghetti fairy? What did they look like?" Tiana responds that the perpetrator looked like "a fairy" before opening her hands, scattering even more pasta on the ground.
"She did it again," Tiana adorably remarks before looking up at her dad to declare, "We have to clean it up."
Johnson, 48, hilariously captioned his Instagram post, "If I ever find this 'Paghetti fairy' who made all this mess I’m slappin’ it’s [sic] wings off."
"Baby Tia putting the heat on the 'Paghetti fairy' as she slowly lets all the spaghetti fall on the floor saying 'she did it again?' is some of the funniest s--- I’ve experienced in a long time," the proud dad continued. "That's my kid — unflappable in the moment of crisis."
Tia is the "Moana" star's youngest child. He also shares 5-year-old daughter Jasmine with wife Lauren Hashain. Johnson is also the father of 19-year-old Simone Alexandra, whom he shares with ex-wife Dany Garcia.