Oct. 18, 2012: “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”
Obama: “Look. Let me say this about members of Congress —“Stewart: “Are you gonna curse?”Obama: “No, I'm not gonna curse.”
March 19, 2009: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
“You know, they say if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.”
Aug. 6, 2013: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
“[For his birthday] I had a bunch of friends come over who I don't see that often from high school and college. And we played a little golf, and then we tried to play a little basketball. And it was a sad state of affairs. A bunch of old guys. Where's the Ibuprofen and all that stuff?”
Aug. 6, 2013: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Leno: “And let me ask you about something I’m seeing. Is it me, or do I see kind of bromance with you and John McCain? I remember you two had that lovers’ quarrel for a while. And, oh, now, you’re, oh -- well, you’re best friends”Obama: “Well, you know that's how…”Leno: “What happened?”Obama: “That's how a classic romantic comedy goes, right? Initially, you’re not getting along, and then you keep on bumping into each other.”
Dec. 9, 2014: “The Colbert Report”
Obama posing as Colbert: “Nation, as you know, I, Stephen Colbert, have never cared for our president.”
March 19, 2009: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Leno: “[When people ask him to play basketball with them,] do they throw the game? Come on.”Obama: “I don't see why they would throw the game -- except for all those Secret Service guys with guns around.”
Aug. 6, 2013: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”
Leno: “I've seen Michelle tease you about your gray hair. Do you tease back?”Obama: “No. That's why we're celebrating our 21st anniversary.”
Sept. 18, 2012: “Late Show with David Letterman”
Obama: “You look good.”Letterman: “You haven't seen me naked.”Obama: “We're going to keep it that way.”
Sept. 18, 2012: “Late Show with David Letterman”
“[Obama and Jay-Z ] both have daughters,” the president said of similarities between the two men, “and our wives are more popular than we.\"
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